70s Polachek’s Department Store Yellow “Swagger” Pants

Rumor has it that they named these trousers “Swagger” because the moment any man put them on, suddenly he would get a little groove in his step.  Of course they’re 100% polyester and in the ever eye catching canary yellow.  Yeah, you need these.  The woman in your life wants you to have these.  The future woman in your life definitely wants you to have thes.  You need to just click the buy button and get the inevitable over with.